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Пришло на мейл сообщение, что я выиграл £1,350,000 .
Попробовал вежливо отказаться, ответил так:
Hello!
I got an e-mail, where is written that I won a huge mountain of money.
Is it a joke?
Can you give me some link to your site (I can not find Irish lottery in lotto.com)?
It seems like a kind of a scam mail, isn't it?
(одновременно пожаловавшись на СПАМ). Тонких намеков эти ребята не понимают:
Пришлось ответить так:
sending you a beam of diarrhea, ungreatful Lucky Winner
Вроде отвязались:)
(одновременно пожаловавшись на СПАМ). Тонких намеков эти ребята не понимают:
The Irish National Lottery
From: The Desk of the Fiduciary Agent for Winning transfer
11 G Lower Dorset Street,
Dublin 1, Ireland.
P O Box 1010.
From: The Desk of the Fiduciary Agent for Winning transfer
11 G Lower Dorset Street,
Dublin 1, Ireland.
P O Box 1010.
Dear Lucky Winner,
I am Mr. Alan Richard, your claims officer and i am in receipt of your recent email regarding the claim of the just concluded Winnings Of The Irish National Lottery Email Online Promotion.Your application for claim of lottery winning prize is under process and full settlement will be made upon certification of your details.
This is a promotional draw which officially launche the new system. With funds accrued exclusively from previous draws payouts to all winners are guaranteed and will be transferred in record time.
This correspondence officially confirms that we are in receipt of instructions relating to the payment of your lottery winnings. Please complete the form below with correct information and email back to us with a return email. Looking forward to your swift response.
I am Mr. Alan Richard, your claims officer and i am in receipt of your recent email regarding the claim of the just concluded Winnings Of The Irish National Lottery Email Online Promotion.Your application for claim of lottery winning prize is under process and full settlement will be made upon certification of your details.
This is a promotional draw which officially launche the new system. With funds accrued exclusively from previous draws payouts to all winners are guaranteed and will be transferred in record time.
This correspondence officially confirms that we are in receipt of instructions relating to the payment of your lottery winnings. Please complete the form below with correct information and email back to us with a return email. Looking forward to your swift response.
THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION SHOULD BE SUPPLIED COMPREHENSIVELY BY THE BENEFICIARY OF THE STATED FUND,FOR VERIFICATION BEFORE TRANSFER.
| 1.FULL NAMES OF BENEFICIARY: |
| 2.RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS: |
| 3.OCCUPATION: |
| 4.PHONE/FAX NUMBERS: |
| 5.MARITAL STATUS |
| 6.SEX: |
| 7.DATE AND PLACE OF BIRTH: |
| 8.NAME AND ADDRESS OF NEXT OF KIN: |
9.NATIONALITY: |
Wishes
Mr. Alan Richard.
Mr. Alan Richard.
Fiduciary Agent.
Tel :+44-7035903310
Пришлось ответить так:
Hm, lucky am I. But this fortune seems very strange because I didn't even bought any lottery tickets, do you understand me? We goblins never buy lottery tickets, because our religious beliefs forbid this. And I strongly suspect that you guys trying to trick me, am I right?
Data is needed for transfer? OK, I'll tell you if you insist:
| 1.FULL NAMES OF BENEFICIARY:Thunderfart the Second |
| 2.RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS:goblin HQ |
| 3.OCCUPATION:chieftain of the goblins |
| 4.PHONE/FAX NUMBERS:we goblins don't use such things |
| 5.MARITAL STATUS I have a harem |
| 6.SEX:male goblin |
| 7.DATE AND PLACE OF BIRTH: I don't remember |
| 8.NAME AND ADDRESS OF NEXT OF KIN: I'll not tell you |
9.NATIONALITY:tribe of rotten tooth |
But one more thing - we goblins don't use money, so can I get my prize in Guinness?
sending you a beam of diarrhea, ungreatful Lucky Winner
Вроде отвязались:)
